Migraine

A 54-year-old woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she has a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asks, "Is my time up?"

God replies, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Since she has so much more time remaining, she figures she might as well make the most of it. So upon recovery, she stays in the hospital and has a facelift, liposuction, breast implants, and a tummy tuck. She even has someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth.

After her final procedure, she is released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she is struck and killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she says, "I thought you said I had another 43 years! Why didn't you pull me away from the path of the ambulance?"

God replies, "I didn't recognize you."

Ah, morbid humor, how I love thee. Thanks for the laugh, Megs!

Love it!!!