Chronic Pain

Let's have a forum where we can come tell a funny joke, a story, something to make each other smile and laugh a little!! Laughter is great for the mind, body and soul!

I'll start.
My life right now is pretty hilarious. All you moms out there will know what I mean about being in this "haze" the first few months of motherhood. I find myself doing things that seem to ultimately crack me up, and make me realize just how much I am literally "craking up"... And, let's just say my husband is very amused!

You know you're a new mom when..(these are some things I did last week)

~ I shampood my hair with conditioner!
~ Then.. I conditioned my hair with body scrub!
~ After the shower, I went to get some obviously much needed coffee... and then put the coffee pot in the fridge. (yes, I put it in the fridge)... geesh!
~ I remembered to dress the baby, although her pants were on backwards...
~ I totally forgot to feed the dog and kept yelling at her to stop following me around!

Do I qualify for a nap??? LOL. I'm sure there are more nutty things I've been doing but my brain only retains so much these days... so more later!

~Nic

Have you Smiled Today?

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Marriage changes passion
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

goddess - you are funny .. sorry no one has replied , i am surprised .. i like to laugh, and love to kid around .. one thing i haven't lost is my strange sense of humor, as i laugh mostly at myself also ...

hope you are still here .. if you want to crack me up, believe me i can use a good laugh ... lol ..